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大学英语演讲稿幽默(1)

Good afternoon ，ladies and gentlemen!

I’m very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! To begin with，I want to ask a question everybody dream a good dream last night? Actually，today I want to talk about dream with you. Of course， What I want to talk isnot a dream you have last night，but a dream—— about life.

Everyone has dreams about life， different dreams at different lifestage，and we need dreams to support us. Dreams are like the stars we never reachin the sky，but like most mariners(水手)，we can chart our course by them. With thedream，we have a direction，with a direction， we were no longer the dream， thereis hope，With hope， we have the strength to fight.

I have a dream： To be a doctor.，because doctor may relieve the pain ofpatients. May let the human change the health. At the same time， I believedthat， those who help others may be able to obtain joyfully. Therefore， I hopedin the near future ，I might be a doctor.

But I know，life is tough，and there are always ups and downs， maybe we failin the way to our aims，and we may feel depressed ，whenever at this time， thedream in our heart can always comfort us， encourage us ，and support us to moveahead .

Young!Fortunately， I am young now. Just due to it， I know that nothing isimpossible.I firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way. If I can't realizemy dream，it result from that I haven't work harder enough and I won't find otherexcuses. If no people believe you， you can make it to prove that you are right.If you think the god haven't blessed you and there is no truth here， you canbecome the god and create the truth.

"My breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow， my sword isfamous in Kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains." At some time inthe past I also had am bitious words and I had some achievements. Eachachievement results from my hard work. I always believe that "If you want tohave more achievements than others， you must work harder." In some extent， thedream is the hope. If you can insist on doing something， the victory willcome.

Hold fast to dreams， for if dreams die， life is a broken-winged bird thatcannot fly. Hold fast to dreams， for when dreams go， life is a barren fieldfrozen with snow. So my dear friends， think of your old and maybe dead dreams.Whatever it is， pick it up and make it alive from today. Let's--- move----out!

Thank you for your listening!

大学英语演讲稿幽默(2)

Someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of abook， whose pages are infinite”. I don’t know who wrote these words， but I’vealways liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it tobe. We are all in the position of the farmers. If we plant a good seed ，we reapa good harvest. If we plant nothing at all， we harvest nothing at all.

We are young. “How to spend the youth?” It is a meaningful question. Toanswer it， first I have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” Youthis not a time of life， it’s a state of mind. It’s not a matter of rosy cheeks，red lips or supple knees. It’s the matter of the will. It’s the freshness of thedeep spring of life.

A poet said “To see a world in a grain of sand， and a heaven in a wildflower， hold infinity in the palm of your hand， and eternity in an hour. Severaldays ago， I had a chance to listen to a lecture. I learnt a lot there. I’d liketo share it with all of you. Let’s show our right palms. We can see three linesthat show how our er and life is. I have a short line of life. What about yours?I wondered whether we could see our future in this way. Well， let’s make a fist.Where is our future? Where is our love， career， and life? Tell ， it is in ourhands. It is held in ourselves.

We all want the future to be better than the past. But the future can gobetter itself. Don’t cry because it is over， smile because it happened. From thepast， we’ve learnt that the life is tough， but we are tougher. We’ve learnt thatwe can’t choose how we feel， but we can choose what about it. Failure doesn’tmean you don’t have it， it does mean you should do it in a different way.Failure doesn’t mean you should give up， it does mean you must try harder.

As what I said at the beginning， “we are reading the first verse of thefirst chapter of a book， whose pages are infinite”. The past has gone. Nothingwe do will change it. But the future is in front of us. Believe that what wegive to the world， the world will give to us. And from today on， let’s be theowners of ourselves， and speak out “We are the world， we are the future.”

大学英语演讲稿幽默(3)

Good afternoon ，ladies and gentlemen!

I’m very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! my topic isOpportunities and Challenges.

First， I would like to know， what does your destiny offer you? Happiness，wisdom， a strong body or something else. If I had asked this question topresident Nixon， he would probably had said，”Our destiny offers not the cup ofdespair， but the chalice of opportunity.”

Needless to say. Till now， we have used two sevenths of the preparationtime. How much changes have you seen? New roads， new subway lines，public-exercising equipments with beautiful colors， large blocks of grassfields， and also lots of modern gyms which are under construction.

Other than those， there are even more good effects brought to us by theOlympic Games that cannot be seen directly. For example， more and more peoplewill get to know China. I’m sure the mysterious Chinese culture will attractthem strongly. And the games will also do good to the economy and environment，for it is gaining the attention of foreign investors and the awareness ofenvironmental protection is being strengthened. What is more， Olympic Games givea unique opportunity to inspire and educate a new generation of Chinese youthwith the Olympic values and the Olympic spirit. Now that we have seen so manyadvances， could you even imagine us losing the holding rights?

I’ve already said a lot about the Olympics and China. But I think everyoneshould use some time to think of this question， ”Does the Olympic Games have anyspecial meaning to you?”

For us， I mean the Chinese youth. Because what we are waiting for is to dosomething significant as repaying the love given to us society is just like aship， and in our dreams the captain is waving his hand and saying ”Hey! Comehere and take the helm! ”How charming his voice is， but we have never heard ofit in our true life. This morning， however， when we wake up， we will see theOlympic Games waving its hand. After chewing， most of us will have at least oneplan about what to do for the Olympic Games. And mine is to be a “comforter”----that is someone who will give comfort to others.

At the end of my speech， I hope all the preparation will go well， andeveryone will show their ability to the world. Let us seize opportunities andgive a big smile to challenges.

大学英语演讲稿幽默(4)

Man’s life is a process of growing up， actually I’m standing here is agrowth. If a person’s life must constituted by various choices， then I grow upalong with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future，however that’s passed， as you know I come here， now I wonder what the futureholds for (= what will happen to) me. ??

When I come to this school， I told to myself： this my near future， allstarts here. Following I will learn to become a man， a integrated man， who has afine body， can take on important task， has independent thought， an open mind，intensive thought， has the ability to judge right and wrong， has a perfect job.??

Once my teacher said ：” you are not sewing， you are stylist; never forgetwhich you should lay out to people is your thought， not craft.” I will put mypersonality with my interest and ability into my study， during these process Iwill combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”， I think that Ireally grow up. And I deeply believe kindred， good-fellowship and love willperfection and happy in the future. ??

How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish. Lets make up our minds， stick toit and surely well enjoy our life.

大学英语演讲稿幽默(5)

First I want to ask you some questions：

1、 Do you know what is youth?

2、 How do you master your youth?

Youth

Youth is not a time of life， it is a state of mind ; it is not rosy cheeks， red lips and supple knees， it is a matter of the emotions ： it is thefreshness ; it is the freshness of the deep springs of life .

Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of theappetite ， for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We growold by deserting our ideals.

Years wrinkle the skin ， but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul .Worry ， fear ， self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.

Whether 60 of 16 ， there is in every human being ‘s heart the lure ofwonders， the unfailing childlike appetite of what’s next and the joy of the gameof living . In the center of your heart and my heart there’s a wireless station： so long as it receives messages of beauty ， hope ，cheer， courage and powerfrom men and from the infinite， so long as you are young .

When the aerials are down ， and your spirit is covered with snows ofcynicism and the ice of pessimism， then you are grown old ，even at 20 ， but aslong as your aerials are up ，to catch waves of optimism ， there is hope you maydie young at 80.

Thank you!

大学英语演讲稿幽默5篇